Hey Apple!

{The “Gagfilms” logo appears with the iconic dynamite for the “I”. A hand comes down and lights the dynamite with a red lighter. The dynamite later explodes, and as the flames go away, “The Annoying Orange” logo appears onscreen. Orange can be heard talking in the background.}

• ORANGE: {Voice only} Hey Apple! ….Apple! {the logo and black background disappear revealing the orange. The orange is depicted with human eyes and mouth superimposed over him.} Hey! …Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Apple, Hey! {still heard in the background as it pans over to Apple} Hey Apple! Apple!
• APPLE: What?! What?! What is it?!
• ORANGE: Orange you glad I didn’t say “Apple” again? Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! {still heard in the background} Nehehe, yeah! Whoo!
• APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 hundred times you said it.
• ORANGE: Hey Apple!
• APPLE: What?
• ANNOYING ORANGE: You look fruity! Nahahahahaha {still heard in the background} nahahahaha…
• APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, th– that was hilarious.
• ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!
• APPLE: What?!
• ORANGE: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?
• APPLE: {Scoffs} What kinda question is that? I don’t even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?
• ORANGE: Hey!
• APPLE: WHAT?!
• ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you do this? {sticks tongue out} Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung…nung-nung-nung-nung-nung..nung-nung! Try it! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung {switches toung to other side of mouth} NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG! {still heard in background} Dub-dub-dub-da-dub-dub-dub!
• APPLE: Okay, you’ve made your point! Stop it!
• ORANGE: {Spitting} Bweb-bweb-bweb-bweb..bweb-bweb.. {still heard in the background} nu-nu-nu-nu…
• APPLE: Would you please be quiet?!
• ORANGE: Nu-nu nu-nu-nu– {has a worried expression on his face}

• APPLE: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?! I can’t even hear myself think! Huh! {huffing and puffing}
• ORANGE: Hey Apple!
• APPLE: WHAT?!
• ORANGE: Knife!
• APPLE: Huh?!

{A person holding a knife comes down and cuts Apple in half.}

• APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! {keeps on screaming while cutting sounds are still heard.}

• ORANGE: {With a very scared expression} Oooh! I– I warned you! Ow! Well that looks like it hurts!

{Hands pick up all the slices and carry them away}

• ORANGE: Tried to warn him… {sighs while the screen zooms out revealing a pear sitting right next to him} Hey Pear!

• PEAR: Oh god…

I got friends who memorize this script.

Source: Annoying Orange
Video: Annoying Orange