"Rindu nak balik Quantan" Tulis seorang di fesbuk.
Gua terus mencarut. Apa celaka nak tulis Kuantan sampai jadi Quantan. Bengap macam mentega. Sekolah tinggi-tinggi. Bahasa Melayu SPM dapat A. Alih-alih dari K jadi Q.
Kadang-kadang gua baca, Quantan tu jadi Quantum. Lu tahu apa itu Quantum?
"A quantum (plural: quanta) is the minimum unit of any physical entity involved in an interaction. An example of an entity that is quantized is the energy transfer of elementary particles of matter (called fermions) and of photons and other bosons. The word comes from the Latin "quantus", for "how much." Behind this, one finds the fundamental notion that a physical property may be "quantized", referred to as "quantization". This means that the magnitude can take on only certain discrete numerical values, rather than any value, at least within a range. There is a related term of quantum number."
Tak faham? Bukak kamus.
"Kau pergi makan dengan sapa?"
"Aku sorang jew"
Ya, kau jew.
Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa. YO!
Oh ya. Jangan lupa menyertai grup, "10, 000 orang mendoakan Si Polan" di fesbuk. Cara doanya adalah klik join grup saja.
Gua terus mencarut. Apa celaka nak tulis Kuantan sampai jadi Quantan. Bengap macam mentega. Sekolah tinggi-tinggi. Bahasa Melayu SPM dapat A. Alih-alih dari K jadi Q.
Kadang-kadang gua baca, Quantan tu jadi Quantum. Lu tahu apa itu Quantum?
"A quantum (plural: quanta) is the minimum unit of any physical entity involved in an interaction. An example of an entity that is quantized is the energy transfer of elementary particles of matter (called fermions) and of photons and other bosons. The word comes from the Latin "quantus", for "how much." Behind this, one finds the fundamental notion that a physical property may be "quantized", referred to as "quantization". This means that the magnitude can take on only certain discrete numerical values, rather than any value, at least within a range. There is a related term of quantum number."
Tak faham? Bukak kamus.
"Kau pergi makan dengan sapa?"
"Aku sorang jew"
Ya, kau jew.
Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa. YO!
Oh ya. Jangan lupa menyertai grup, "10, 000 orang mendoakan Si Polan" di fesbuk. Cara doanya adalah klik join grup saja.
4 comments:
untuk anak cucu nanti, nak baca fatihah pun dah tak reti. boleh klik mana patut je.
yang quantum tu pulak, woii bikin ayat sindiri la. gugel buat apa. baru boleh prektis paper exam.
skunk memang camtuw kowt.huewhuewhuew
*eh menyampah gila taip ada huruf w.
riLeWks LeWr bRoW.
Nak sepak aku? sepak la. aku elak.
menci!
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