Hey Apple!

{The “Gagfilms” logo appears with the iconic dynamite for the “I”. A hand comes down and lights the dynamite with a red lighter. The dynamite later explodes, and as the flames go away, “The Annoying Orange” logo appears onscreen. Orange can be heard talking in the background.}

  • ORANGE: {Voice only} Hey Apple! ….Apple! {the logo and black background disappear revealing the orange. The orange is depicted with human eyes and mouth superimposed over him.} Hey! …Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Apple, Hey! {still heard in the background as it pans over to Apple} Hey Apple! Apple!
  • APPLE: What?! What?! What is it?!
  • ORANGE: Orange you glad I didn’t say “Apple” again? Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! {still heard in the background} Nehehe, yeah! Whoo!
  • APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 hundred times you said it.
  • ORANGE: Hey Apple!
  • APPLE: What?
  • ANNOYING ORANGE: You look fruity! Nahahahahaha {still heard in the background} nahahahaha…
  • APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, th– that was hilarious.
  • ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!
  • APPLE: What?!
  • ORANGE: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?
  • APPLE: {Scoffs} What kinda question is that? I don’t even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?
  • ORANGE: Hey!
  • ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you do this? {sticks tongue out} Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung…nung-nung-nung-nung-nung..nung-nung! Try it! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung {switches toung to other side of mouth} NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG! {still heard in background} Dub-dub-dub-da-dub-dub-dub!
  • APPLE: Okay, you’ve made your point! Stop it!
  • ORANGE: {Spitting} Bweb-bweb-bweb-bweb..bweb-bweb.. {still heard in the background} nu-nu-nu-nu…
  • APPLE: Would you please be quiet?!
  • ORANGE: Nu-nu nu-nu-nu– {has a worried expression on his face}
  • APPLE: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?! I can’t even hear myself think! Huh! {huffing and puffing}
  • ORANGE: Hey Apple!
  • ORANGE: Knife!
  • APPLE: Huh?!

{A person holding a knife comes down and cuts Apple in half.}

  • APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! {keeps on screaming while cutting sounds are still heard.}
  • ORANGE: {With a very scared expression} Oooh! I– I warned you! Ow! Well that looks like it hurts!

{Hands pick up all the slices and carry them away}

  • ORANGE: Tried to warn him… {sighs while the screen zooms out revealing a pear sitting right next to him} Hey Pear!
  • PEAR: Oh god…

I got friends who memorize this script.

Source: Annoying Orange
Video: Annoying Orange

1 comment:

tasekM said...

oren tu mmg nk kena tikam.



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