Sivaji and the Chocolate Cadbury

Sivaji : "Mommy, i want Cadbury chocolate."

Mommy : "Hold on honey (grab an umbrella, taunting at Sivaji, with a smile on her face). Next time don't wish for something we can't afford. Samje?"

Sivaji : "Ok Mommy. I won't. Promise. Please don't play with umbrella in the streets. I'm embarrass when they say my mom is crazy."

Mommy : "That's ok honey. You don't have to be ashamed to have a crazy mother. Everyone does."

Sivaji : "Ok. Can i.."

Mommy : "Now shut up and let's go home. Stop whatever you're thinking right now. You don't have a brain. Didn't you know that?" (while picking her nose)

Sivaji : "Yeah, i guess." (sullen face expression)

So they walked home leaving the candy shop at the streets. The candy shop's owner already standby with a Double-Barrel Pump Gun just in case both mother and son enter the shop. Luckily they don't.

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One day, without his mom's approval, Sivaji go to the candy shop and buy a Cadbury chocolate. Sivaji walked out from the shop with a happy face. While in the shop, the owner was heavily wounded, on the floor soaked with his own blood.

Carefully Sivaji enter the house, didn't want his mom to notice him bought a Cadbury chocolate.

Granpa : "Oppode! Hi Sivaji. What's in your hand?"(while watching Fantasy Academy)

Sivaji : "Oh, hi Granpa. Oppode. It's nothing."(hiding his chocolate)

Granpa : "Give it to me. I love to have nothing with me. Come on, give it to me."

Sivaji : "Well, actually it's not nothing. It's something."

Granpa : "Oh crap. I don't like something."

Granma : "So give it to me then. I love to have something with me."

Sivaji : "Oh god."

Granpa : "Since when did you pray? I never teach my descendant to pray."

Mommy : "Well well well. What do we have here(grabbing the chocolate from Sivaji). Didn't i've told you before, NO CHOCOLATE, NO CHOCOLATE! Why can't you even listen to me?"

Sivaji : "But Mommy.."

Mommy : "Don't but Mommy you butt. I've told you quadrillions time. You. Cannot. Eat. A. Chocolate. In. This. House. Samje? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?" (making superb-annoying face)

Then Mommy get out from the house taking along the chocolate. Sivaji' couldn't take this. He want the chocolate so much. He even collect his own money to buy it. He didn't eat at school. Just to collect money to buy Cadbury Chocolate.

Sivaji chased his Mommy to outside the house.

Mommy : "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...............What?"

Sivaji : "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...."

-The End-

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